Any fanfiction: “They sucked on your perky, rosebud nipple making a bright red blush spread over your pale cheeks and ears”.
My black ass:
bitch gon step on my fuhckin toe bitch wit dem fuhckin cowgurl fuhckin boots, bitch disgostin
animal crossing villager: ahdjsjdhdhf, you know what i mean, honk?
me: fucking superb you funky little anteater